Now that I live in Denver, I might as well try to get my medical marijuana license.
Me: “Hi Doctor.”
Doctor: “Hello Zach. How are we feeling today?”
Me: “Not so great, Doc. I don’t know what’s the matter with me.”
Doctor: “Well, can you describe your symptoms?”
Me: “Shit just doesn’t seem to be totally blowing my fucking mind lately…”
Doctor: “…”
Me: “Do you have anything for that?”
